Peter Mandelson

Tonga v. Scotland – the rematch.

April 7, 2010

The Attorney-General is at the heart of our legal system, in the domestic sphere she is the law, the government’s chief legal adviser, and in charge of supervising all prosecutions. There is no higher authority. When Patricia Scotland, the current Attorney-General, was a junior Home Office minister, she helped to bring in the Asylum and [...]

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PigPen Gordon Brown – the Bully.

February 28, 2010

It is an unexpected pleasure to be able to credit the Metropolitan Police with anything good – almost unbelievable that it should be a witticism concerning our bullying Prime Minister! I did, though, once work opposite the semi-secretive garage in South London where they repaired the various milk floats, removal vans and taxis that they [...]

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Mandelson Pulling Nails………

September 20, 2009

Peter Mandelson’s loose lips have been flapping again. This time they have served to rub salt in the wounds inflicted by Adam Boulton’s new book “Tony’s Ten Years” which was merely a tad contemptuous of Gordon Brown’s ability to ‘bounce back’ in a new election. It has long been suspected that Mandelson’s new found fondness [...]

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In parrots we trust……

September 13, 2009

Derek Simpson’s inopportune squawking last week to the Daily Mirror that Labour under Gordon Brown resembled the deceased Monty Python parrot was hastily resuscitated by Unite’s spin artistes to read ‘Unite’s joint general secretary wishes to clarify that Gordon Brown has his full support and that Mr Brown is the only choice for leading the [...]

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Title? What’s wrong with Mandelson’s Bum?

August 23, 2009

Mandelson’s bum, Mandelson’s bum, Tarnished and Tanned by Brazilian Son, What strenuous doubles we played after tea, We in the closet – you against me! -~~~- Love-flirty, Love-sporty, Oh! Lordy of Foy, The speed of your swallow, the grace of the boy! With smugfullnenss smirkiness, gayly you won, You are prostrate from lovingness, Mandelson’s bum. [...]

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The one eyed trouser snake’s true purpose exposed.

June 13, 2009

A six foot tall long one eyed snake, with the ability to penetrate difficult enemy targets such as democratic institutions like parliament tunnels by an open back entrance has been revealed. Controlled by an operative with a laptop, and clad in camouflage trousers, the snake exhibits an impressive ability to become rigid and erect itself [...]

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Hissing Sid and Young Minds…….

June 7, 2009

Amidst all the scurrilous gossip of the past few days, something profound has been overlooked. Hissing Sid, the sibilant, slithery, Peter Mandelson, has done more than just reposition himself one failed heartbeat away from the Prime Minister and complete control of Great Britain. He has done more than manoeuvre himself into a position where one [...]

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