Lord Ahmed

Oi! Vera!

December 4, 2009

The Infant Hercules by Sir Joshua Reynolds. Oi! Vera, Yes, you, Vera Baird! You listening? I know you still read this blog, I can see you logging in. You find time to comment on here to defend one of your chums, Lord Ahmed – how about finding time to defend your constituents? This piece is [...]

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Re-definitions – Nu-Labour speak; Issue 4

September 23, 2009

Noun. A Peer – Oxford English Dictionary definition. 1 A nobleman. 2 A man who holds a peerage by descent or appointment. Noun. A Peer – Nu-Labour definition. 1 A man or woman elevated to the peerage by their Nu-Labour cronies. 2 A Woman who a-peers to break the law when in fact only ‘in [...]

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BBC Re-education programme.

March 16, 2009

The BBC continue their campaign to convince us that black is white. A nice little ‘puff” from the Department of Positive Spin and Re-Education of us morons……otherwise known as Room 101. A peer who was jailed for sending text messages while driving on a motorway has said he wants to work as a road safety [...]

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Re-definitions – Nu-Labour speak; Issue 2

March 13, 2009

Noun. A Peer – Oxford English Dictionary definition. 1 A nobleman. 2 A man who holds a peerage by descent or appointment. Noun. A Peer – Nu-Labour definition. 1 A man elevated to the peerage by his Nu-Labour cronies. 2 A man who a-peers to threaten parliament with an army of 10,000 Muslims. 3 A [...]

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Veracious Vera………..do explain!

March 12, 2009

Lord Ahmed who was jailed for 12 weeks for sending and receiving text messages while driving on the M1 has been released by the Court of Appeal. The sentencing judge, Mr Justice Wilkie, made it clear his text messaging had finished two minutes before the accident took place and was not connected. Lord Ahmed, of [...]

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British Slag and the Decline of Cole.

March 8, 2009

Ashley Cole needs his right to privacy and threatens the Sun newspaper just before being arrested for using abusive language! The philandering husband of Girls Aloud singer Cheryl Cole has threatened to sue the Sun newspaper for invasion of his privacy if they dare to print photographs of him and the ‘classy’ woman’ he was [...]

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Nice try….

March 6, 2009

The inimitable Guido, over on order-order.com, has been trying to get an elected parliamentarian to follow ‘Our Vera’s’ example and start posting on a blog. Pity he picked on this one first – he’ll be waiting a while for a response. From: AHMED, Lord[AHMEDN@PARLIAMENT.UK] Sent: Friday, March 6, 2009 10:41:08 AM To: guido.fawkes@Order-Order.com Subject: Re: [...]

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