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Labour Candidate arrested.

April 29, 2010

Kathryn Smith, Labour general election candidate for Gravesend, was arrested after crashing her car into a roundabout, says her agent. She was breathalysed at the scene. Her agent said she had asked to provide a blood sample. She is understood to have been cut from the car by fire-fighters after crashing into a roundabout at [...]

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The Labour Manifesto

April 12, 2010

One may indeed be all a-flutter that our rulers have once again deigned to grace us with their aspirations for creating a fairer, more just and better society in the United Kingdom. However, sadly for the Labour Party, it is not all that long ago that a solicitor, acting on behalf of the Labour Party, [...]

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Little Miss Moffat Sacked From Her Trough-ette…..

March 29, 2010

Anne Moffat, the ultimate ‘East Lothian’ question, revealed in the Sunday Times yesterday, that she had been contacted by lawyers (plural!) claiming that she had a ‘strong case’ for suing her local party for unfair dismissal. What a delicious prospect! Not just the possibility of seeing the judicial eye cast over the local constituency officers [...]

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WeegieGate – the Plot Sickens.

March 15, 2010

The political sewer formerly known as Glasgow continues to give good headlines to the eternal shame of its ‘good citizens’. For the benefit of southern readers who have been shielded from the unedifying spectacle that is Nu-Labour’s heartland by a compliant Main Stream Media, we shall start with one of the few stories that did [...]

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Tough on crime, tough on the statistics of crime

March 11, 2010

Another New Labour triumph has been turned upon its head. Despite Gordon “McCavity” Brown declaiming that crime had been reduced massively under their careful stewardship, it seems that it was all just an illusion, a carefully constructed sham of carefully spun and stage-managed opinion polling. When someone sat down and compared actual crime reports, a [...]

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‘Brown’ Sugar, and other euphemisms.

March 9, 2010

Southern voters might be surprised to learn that the Labour heartlands are not the romanticised ‘green valleys’  surrounding the far from romantic pit villages of the Rhonda Valley that the wind-bag Neil Kinnock liked to promote as the seat of Labour Power. Nor are they the teeming back alleys of Liverpool surrounding the now redundant [...]

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Feeding Your Pet Labour Troll.

February 27, 2010

Introducing my Pet Labour Troll. No need to look behind you – he’s there, on your right, in the sidebar! Having a pet troll around your web site is a comforting experience, when you wake in the early hours there is always someone to talk to. A Pet Labour Troll will ensure that you are [...]

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