I happen to live in the centre of the French tobacco growing district, so I am not over bothered by the holier than thou brigade making everyone’s life a misery. Yes, we are bound by the EU non-smoking in public places directive, but there is barely a cafe worth its name round here that hasn’t arranged a congenial place where you can have a cigarette in peace.
One of the most popular cafes, in the tourist spot par excellence overlooking the Dordogne, has actually moved its comfortable sofas outside, and taken the hard chairs indoors, once they realised that most of their customers were sitting outside – you can do that sort of thing when God has fitted a lid on the place where you live. Not for us the howling North -East wind infiltrating your bones as you stand in the meagre shelter of the corner of a rain swept street, sheltering your soggy cigarette with ice cold hands.
Allegedly the French puffed their way through 55bn worth of ciggies last year. I say allegedly, because we sold 55bn worth of ciggies, but we didn’t necessarily smoke them – it is rumoured that white vans still arrive at Calais to fill their boots with cartons of cigarettes – purely for their own consumption you understand – with monotonous regularity.
I hate to think how many cigarettes the Andorrans are credited with smoking, for the road into that tax-free haven is three deep in vast tobacco warehouses, selling most brands at 20 euros a carton. The population of Andorra is small (the true population even smaller, since most apartments are owned by people who only technically live there for tax reasons) so the few you see out and about on the streets must have a nicotine addiction second to none.
Irun on the Spanish border is exactly the same, a shanty town of tobacco warehouses, selling duty paid cigarettes this time, perfectly legal, at 30 euros a carton. Hundreds of them. Thousands of them. The people of Irun must have lungs like a pickled walnut, but they look remarkably healthy as it happens.
Since the British government has had such a remarkable success at persuading the British people to stop smoking (so they say) – what was it – 10% less last year, and they are aiming to halve the figure in five years – you might wonder why the Tobacco companies are so bullish.
It can’t just be the fortune they have saved on advertising – why advertise when the government talks of nothing else but your product? Nor the fortune they are due to save on research and development costs regarding packaging – why spend on that when the government is determined to level the playing field and force all your competitors into identical packets?
Could it be the recession, the knowledge that whatever the government says, a glass of whisky and a fag has become the grown up equivalent to listening to Radio Luxembourg under your bedclothes when the grown-ups think you have gone to sleeep. Perhaps it is the recent decision to make all the alternatives only available in a pharmacy – during the day? (Obo was right, Leg-Iron did go up in smoke!)
Who knows, but the Telegraph has gone decidedly off message and is recommending Imperial Tobacco shares as a safe haven in these deflationary times.
While not an investment for the more ethically-minded, tobacco is a fantastic business to be in. Even a recession cannot dampen smokers’ desire to inhale – because they are addicted.
Moody’s have upgraded their status, and the Telegraph is recommending you buy.
Free advertising, slashed display and packaging costs, the Tobacco Barons must be laughing their socks off at Andy Burnham.
Anna is the landlady of the Raccoon Arms. She lives in the Monbazillac area of South West France and still takes a keen interest in British politics.
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I don’t think the French ban has much to do with the EU, although the EU encourages it. France, like Britain (and also the EU), is a signatory to the Framework Convention on Tobacco Control, and that’s what France and other countries around the world are conforming to (each with their own different interpretations of it). There isn’t any EU directive/law at the moment, but there soon will be, and it will be as draconian as the UK ban.
Also I’ve not heard anyone claim that smoking has decreased by 10% in the UK. The usual effect of bans seems to be to increase the number of smokers, as has been the case in Ireland.
And when you say that “there is barely a cafe worth its name round here that hasn
Frank,
Andy Burnham was claiming the 10% decrease in his speech the other day – don’t have the link to hand and its late over here.
In Paris they have built double glazed conservatories, for want of a better word out on the pavements, newspapers on the tables, warm, comfortable, watch the world go by, and smoke – technically outside the premises!
Down this way we don’t need as much cover from the elements….so no double glazing, but terraces under cover, full table service, but still outside.
It wouldn’t work in England, I’ll grant you, you’d get pneumonia there!
In Spain, which is still part of the EU they differentiate between bars which sell food and those which don’t – the ones which don’t are still a puffing cloud of smoke, floor still used as a universal ashtray, nothing has changed.
Portugal seems to observe the directive strictly as far as I could see.
Andorra, ah, Andorra, broadband in every cafe, table service, and an ashtray, all indoors – blogging luxury!
Thanks for that.
I was in Barcelona at the end of November, and at that time the law was that cafes under 100 metres square could decide whether they wanted to be smoking or non-smoking. In most of these bars/cafes food was available. In a survey I did of one area of Barcelona, I found about 90% of the cafes permitted smoking. The non-smoking ones were all new, and fitted out with functional modern chairs and tables, and mostly devoid of customers. Larger restaurants were supposed to have separate smoking and non-smoking areas. I was able to smoke at all the restaurants I went to.
However, this year the Spanish health minister, Jimenez (I think that’s her name) is trying to push through a new law which will be far more restrictive, and will ban smoking more or less everywhere. I’m not sure of the status of this new law right now. Originally I thought it was due to come into force on 1 Jan this year.
We recently visited a wonderful little pub and went “out the back” for a puff. A covered courtyard with lovely patio heaters, comfy armchairs and strings of lanterns. Very atmospheric. A staff member brought our drinks and tucked a fleece blanket around our knees. Bliss!
Should have said; this was in England.
And in Germany some Bars have designated themselves as Smoking Clubs. Only the British seem to have a zealot’s attitude for slapping down their own populace.