Last week I reported on the curious case of the breast milk ice-cream on sale in London’s Covent Garden.
Ice-cream confectioner Matt O’Connor was confident his take on the “miracle of motherhood” and priced at a hefty 14 pounds a serving would go down a treat with the paying public.
He had obtained the breast milk from a nursing Mum – proudly named as Victoria Hiley 35, who had seen his advert calling for human milking machines on ‘Mumsnet’ (where else?).
Naturally Nanny, in the form of Westminster Council’s Health and Safety department couldn’t leave this entrepreneurship alone, and bustled into the ice-cream parlour on Tuesday – removing all the frozen ‘Breast is best’ specimens from sale.
“Selling foodstuffs made from another person’s bodily fluids can lead to viruses being passed on and in this case, potentially hepatitis,” Brian Connell, Westminster Council’s cabinet member for business, said on Tuesday.
‘and in this case’? Since Victoria Hiley has been so prominently named in every major media mouthpiece as the origin of the breast milk, can I suggest that libel and defamation specialists form an orderly queue whilst plying their wares on Mumsnet?
She should be able to milk this for all it is worth…..
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Allons, enfants de la poitrine…
Bon stuff. Nous allons manger, les virus foie.
Gonna be brave and point to the Thalidomide tragedy and why it didn’t happen in The States (perverse official acting on instinct who struggled to justify the decision).
Elf ‘n Safety are monkeys but sometimes a bit of King Lear gets typed.
Oh what a shame! Looks like the expensive breast milk ice cream is a thing of the past, confiscated by the Health Nazis. Well, all I can say is: thanks for the mammary…
Arggggh!
never mind milk, what about the Chateau Margaux ??
“She should be able to milk this for all it is worth…..”
*chortle*
Go on Anna, admit it, you wrote the OP purely for the opportunity to use that punchline.
I was on the breast until two and have remained an occasional taster until this day. Am not sure how many readers can recall the taste, but assure you it is delightful. Toodle pip.
incidentally, plaudits to Le Chat de Caedmon – very good!
It could pass on hepatitis? Good grief, they’d better not give this stuff to babies. That would be very irresponsible….
It’s been pasteurised – if that isn’t good enough perhaps I should stop drinking cows milk?
Yes, but who, in all honesty, would want a strawberry flavoured breast milkshake????
Ewwwwwww!
Search “Nissan Independent Suspension” on YouTube to see how that’d be made.
The Nissan Pathfinder with “Front Independent Suspension”
Jesus H Christ, the Morris Minor had that in 1948….
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