Comments on: Two loos, two jags, two homes, two women, two chins…… http://www.annaraccoon.com/politics/john-prescott-expenses-two-loos-two-jags-two-homes-two-women-two-chins/ A jaundiced view of the mainstream media. Wed, 08 Feb 2012 23:49:54 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: ACN http://www.annaraccoon.com/politics/john-prescott-expenses-two-loos-two-jags-two-homes-two-women-two-chins/#comment-6160 ACN Sun, 10 May 2009 22:29:44 +0000 http://www.annaraccoon.com/?p=2013#comment-6160 Forget the Jags, it will have two be 'Two-Bogs Prescott from now on. Forget the Jags, it will have two be ‘Two-Bogs Prescott from now on.

]]> By: Hanging Chad http://www.annaraccoon.com/politics/john-prescott-expenses-two-loos-two-jags-two-homes-two-women-two-chins/#comment-6154 Hanging Chad Sun, 10 May 2009 19:48:22 +0000 http://www.annaraccoon.com/?p=2013#comment-6154 Why have a go at poor old Steward Prescott? We all know he is full of shit, and ridding himself of it for replenishment is bound (loosely speaking) to strain the best-built lavatory and seat. Of course, it's a real problem to determine which shit comes out of his mouth and which from "the other place". Perhaps we ought to stump up for a Vomitorium (look it up!!) as well. Why have a go at poor old Steward Prescott? We all know he is full of shit, and ridding himself of it for replenishment is bound (loosely speaking) to strain the best-built lavatory and seat. Of course, it’s a real problem to determine which shit comes out of his mouth and which from “the other place”. Perhaps we ought to stump up for a Vomitorium (look it up!!) as well.

]]> By: Lexander http://www.annaraccoon.com/politics/john-prescott-expenses-two-loos-two-jags-two-homes-two-women-two-chins/#comment-6151 Lexander Sun, 10 May 2009 19:15:53 +0000 http://www.annaraccoon.com/?p=2013#comment-6151 Anna. Just spotted this. Yet again, brilliant and thanks for reminding me what an awful human being is Prescott. Anna. Just spotted this. Yet again, brilliant and thanks for reminding me what an awful human being is Prescott.

]]> By: David Gillies http://www.annaraccoon.com/politics/john-prescott-expenses-two-loos-two-jags-two-homes-two-women-two-chins/#comment-6123 David Gillies Sun, 10 May 2009 01:54:45 +0000 http://www.annaraccoon.com/?p=2013#comment-6123 Oh dear. Poor Franki [sic]. BNF? What have <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backus%E2%80%93Naur_form" rel="nofollow">context-free grammars</a> got to do with troughing MPs? It is a rather revealing stance though: if you're not a fully paid-up EU sycophant you're tantamount to a Nazi (despite the fact that the BNP is about as diametrically opposed from a philosophical standpoint to UKIP or UKLP as it's possible to be.) It still remains a matter of astonishment to me that someone can use the word 'Libertarian' as a pejorative. Oh dear. Poor Franki [sic]. BNF? What have context-free grammars got to do with troughing MPs?

It is a rather revealing stance though: if you’re not a fully paid-up EU sycophant you’re tantamount to a Nazi (despite the fact that the BNP is about as diametrically opposed from a philosophical standpoint to UKIP or UKLP as it’s possible to be.) It still remains a matter of astonishment to me that someone can use the word ‘Libertarian’ as a pejorative.

]]> By: oldrightie http://www.annaraccoon.com/politics/john-prescott-expenses-two-loos-two-jags-two-homes-two-women-two-chins/#comment-6120 oldrightie Sun, 10 May 2009 00:16:47 +0000 http://www.annaraccoon.com/?p=2013#comment-6120 This poor old rightie despairs of a lifetime of effort and hard work being trampled under the Socialist yolk of equality for the masses but untold wealth for the inner crowd. Today I met Lord Heseltine and my local Tory MP. The contrast was painful. One on the make the other comfortable in what he has returned to the world, in thanks for his own good fortune. One a true nobleman, the other a wimp and grasper, who ought to be in Labour. This poor old rightie despairs of a lifetime of effort and hard work being trampled under the Socialist yolk of equality for the masses but untold wealth for the inner crowd. Today I met Lord Heseltine and my local Tory MP. The contrast was painful. One on the make the other comfortable in what he has returned to the world, in thanks for his own good fortune. One a true nobleman, the other a wimp and grasper, who ought to be in Labour.

]]> By: janes http://www.annaraccoon.com/politics/john-prescott-expenses-two-loos-two-jags-two-homes-two-women-two-chins/#comment-6119 janes Sat, 09 May 2009 21:09:23 +0000 http://www.annaraccoon.com/?p=2013#comment-6119 Franki_C - Nope, not I! Franki_C – Nope, not I!

]]> By: Man in the Street http://www.annaraccoon.com/politics/john-prescott-expenses-two-loos-two-jags-two-homes-two-women-two-chins/#comment-6116 Man in the Street Sat, 09 May 2009 19:14:29 +0000 http://www.annaraccoon.com/?p=2013#comment-6116 Great stuff, thanks! Great stuff, thanks!

]]> By: davidc http://www.annaraccoon.com/politics/john-prescott-expenses-two-loos-two-jags-two-homes-two-women-two-chins/#comment-6114 davidc Sat, 09 May 2009 16:58:18 +0000 http://www.annaraccoon.com/?p=2013#comment-6114 'My neighbourhood would still be a slum if it weren ‘My neighbourhood would still be a slum if it weren

]]> By: Blink http://www.annaraccoon.com/politics/john-prescott-expenses-two-loos-two-jags-two-homes-two-women-two-chins/#comment-6112 Blink Sat, 09 May 2009 16:35:27 +0000 http://www.annaraccoon.com/?p=2013#comment-6112 franki-c your funny franki-c

your funny

]]> By: Anna Raccoon http://www.annaraccoon.com/politics/john-prescott-expenses-two-loos-two-jags-two-homes-two-women-two-chins/#comment-6108 Anna Raccoon Sat, 09 May 2009 15:21:53 +0000 http://www.annaraccoon.com/?p=2013#comment-6108 Well, you'd be guessing wrong then Franki! Well, you’d be guessing wrong then Franki!

]]> By: Franki_C http://www.annaraccoon.com/politics/john-prescott-expenses-two-loos-two-jags-two-homes-two-women-two-chins/#comment-6106 Franki_C Sat, 09 May 2009 14:59:45 +0000 http://www.annaraccoon.com/?p=2013#comment-6106 My god, what a load of seasoned bullshit merchants you lot are; I'm guessing you're all members of the Westminster Establishment (twilight zone division), the Tory party, UKIP, BNF (all the same thing) or Liberals. Get a real job you septic sceptics. My neighbourhood would still be a slum if it weren't for the EU. You obviously have way too much time on your hands, yet still time to blog - must be journos or politicos. My god, what a load of seasoned bullshit merchants you lot are; I’m guessing you’re all members of the Westminster Establishment (twilight zone division), the Tory party, UKIP, BNF (all the same thing) or Liberals.
Get a real job you septic sceptics. My neighbourhood would still be a slum if it weren’t for the EU. You obviously have way too much time on your hands, yet still time to blog – must be journos or politicos.

]]> By: Rentokill http://www.annaraccoon.com/politics/john-prescott-expenses-two-loos-two-jags-two-homes-two-women-two-chins/#comment-6104 Rentokill Sat, 09 May 2009 14:15:54 +0000 http://www.annaraccoon.com/?p=2013#comment-6104 I note claims for mole catchers and rat catchers and they never gave me a call - my rates must be too low. I gues I will have to "bung" up what I charge. Oh I would recommend handing them over to Robert Mugabe as they are starting to make him look and sound like a paragon of virtue and a real father of democratic principles. Well I am sure he could find some use for the obvious talents of corrupt ballot rigging economically inept NuLabourites in partcular. I note claims for mole catchers and rat catchers and they never gave me a call – my rates must be too low. I gues I will have to “bung” up what I charge.

Oh I would recommend handing them over to Robert Mugabe as they are starting to make him look and sound like a paragon of virtue and a real father of democratic principles. Well I am sure he could find some use for the obvious talents of corrupt ballot rigging economically inept NuLabourites in partcular.

]]> By: janes http://www.annaraccoon.com/politics/john-prescott-expenses-two-loos-two-jags-two-homes-two-women-two-chins/#comment-6102 janes Sat, 09 May 2009 13:12:11 +0000 http://www.annaraccoon.com/?p=2013#comment-6102 Ha, ha Old Holborn (and thanks Iain Dale) - Ha, ha Old Holborn (and thanks Iain Dale) -

]]> By: janes http://www.annaraccoon.com/politics/john-prescott-expenses-two-loos-two-jags-two-homes-two-women-two-chins/#comment-6100 janes Sat, 09 May 2009 13:02:16 +0000 http://www.annaraccoon.com/?p=2013#comment-6100 How about an out-of-service prison ship? Or one or more of the growing number of out-of-service tankers that are cluttering up harbours around the UK and, no doubt, the rest of the world. How about an out-of-service prison ship? Or one or more of the growing number of out-of-service tankers that are cluttering up harbours around the UK and, no doubt, the rest of the world.

]]> By: Gloria Smudd http://www.annaraccoon.com/politics/john-prescott-expenses-two-loos-two-jags-two-homes-two-women-two-chins/#comment-6097 Gloria Smudd Sat, 09 May 2009 12:11:07 +0000 http://www.annaraccoon.com/?p=2013#comment-6097 Put them all on an enormous barge, a kind of hybrid 'Priso-tel' on the Thames and tug them all in to work nice and early each morning. Put them all on an enormous barge, a kind of hybrid ‘Priso-tel’ on the Thames and tug them all in to work nice and early each morning.

]]> By: Old Holborn http://www.annaraccoon.com/politics/john-prescott-expenses-two-loos-two-jags-two-homes-two-women-two-chins/#comment-6096 Old Holborn Sat, 09 May 2009 12:06:10 +0000 http://www.annaraccoon.com/?p=2013#comment-6096 Dales has rather a <a href="http://iaindale.blogspot.com/2009/05/shamelessness-of-margaret-moran.html" rel="nofollow"> good one. Dales has rather a good one.

]]> By: janes http://www.annaraccoon.com/politics/john-prescott-expenses-two-loos-two-jags-two-homes-two-women-two-chins/#comment-6095 janes Sat, 09 May 2009 12:03:32 +0000 http://www.annaraccoon.com/?p=2013#comment-6095 I'm sure there will be plenty of buildings for sale in the vicinity of Westminster village with the credit crunch in full flow. They'd probably cost less than MP's combined plug bill for a year. How about sending details of all vacant properties in the area to PM Brown? If he puts this sort of plan into action at the right moment it could win him an election. I’m sure there will be plenty of buildings for sale in the vicinity of Westminster village with the credit crunch in full flow. They’d probably cost less than MP’s combined plug bill for a year. How about sending details of all vacant properties in the area to PM Brown? If he puts this sort of plan into action at the right moment it could win him an election.

]]> By: crewegwyn http://www.annaraccoon.com/politics/john-prescott-expenses-two-loos-two-jags-two-homes-two-women-two-chins/#comment-6093 crewegwyn Sat, 09 May 2009 11:22:54 +0000 http://www.annaraccoon.com/?p=2013#comment-6093 Just a comment re using the Olympic village. Sounds a good idea, until you realise they would then have to commute in from Stratford, which is far, far too far to travel when you work in a place that works like clockwork [copyright Eric Pickles]. Oh, and somewhere in amongst all the venality and greed there are SOME MPs who actually do (more than) a fair week's work for a fair week's pay! Pip pip Just a comment re using the Olympic village. Sounds a good idea, until you realise they would then have to commute in from Stratford, which is far, far too far to travel when you work in a place that works like clockwork [copyright Eric Pickles].

Oh, and somewhere in amongst all the venality and greed there are SOME MPs who actually do (more than) a fair week’s work for a fair week’s pay!

Pip pip

]]> By: Gloria Smudd http://www.annaraccoon.com/politics/john-prescott-expenses-two-loos-two-jags-two-homes-two-women-two-chins/#comment-6092 Gloria Smudd Sat, 09 May 2009 10:23:10 +0000 http://www.annaraccoon.com/?p=2013#comment-6092 Charlie Chipmunk - I was going to post earlier about the idea of using the Olympic Village to house the 'out-of-towners' and I'm glad you got it in. As an alternative, there's the Tower of London. Charlie Chipmunk – I was going to post earlier about the idea of using the Olympic Village to house the ‘out-of-towners’ and I’m glad you got it in. As an alternative, there’s the Tower of London.

]]> By: Savonarola http://www.annaraccoon.com/politics/john-prescott-expenses-two-loos-two-jags-two-homes-two-women-two-chins/#comment-6091 Savonarola Sat, 09 May 2009 09:15:24 +0000 http://www.annaraccoon.com/?p=2013#comment-6091 Oh Anna this is vintage comment. Oh Anna this is vintage comment.

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