Comments on: Is Jacqui Smith’s husband a secret Conservative?

By: Saul

Saul — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 01:22:32 +0000

Take away all of the second home allowances and have a raffle, with 646 deserving people receiving a first home. Then again, looking at the monetary amounts involved it could be considerably more than 646 lucky winners.

By: Coco

Coco — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 22:11:35 +0000

Bang on steve! We need a coup.

By: steve

steve — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 20:16:44 +0000

Don’t polititians realise ,as people lose their livelihoods and homes that stealing, bonking secretaries and masturbating, all on the public purse is the surest way to bring in a military dictatorship. Why, we’re halfway there already with the police in the politicians pockets. that’s why there have been no immediate arrests over the stealing of public money.

By: Henry Crun

Henry Crun — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 08:13:21 +0000

“….whilst she is holed up in her sister

By: Blink

Blink — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 08:01:47 +0000

Time for this silly woman to go, me thinks.

How much more does she think she can get away with?

How much more do we, her employers, have to put up with?

GET RID OF THEM

By: Laffin Assasin

Laffin Assasin — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 22:42:36 +0000

It’s all over most of tommorrows front pages, although “The Daily Sport” wasn’t featured on the press review, i wonder what they’ll make of it all

By: Coco

Coco — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 21:40:23 +0000

Janes ………….. Why? Has Jacqui bought the tank for you?

Fidothedog …………… It sure looks like a passport to great benefits for the whole family when you get a decent job in the Government these days. And then there is all that dosh you can spend on second homes as well – so you are not all on top of one another. Maybe Jacqui’s hubby was at another home feeling lonely when he is alleged to have watched those movies. My jury is out on that one yet.

By: janes

janes — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 21:02:19 +0000

I’m thinking of changing my avatar!

By: fidothedog

fidothedog — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 19:30:11 +0000

Our Jacqui just doesn’t get it- obviously as hubby is getting off on porn – and fails to realize peoples anger to MP’s living high on the hog whilst they lose their jobs and homes.

Not only have we had her other expense hit the news, but hubby is also on the state payroll as well as her “employee”.

Now we find he is having a “sherman tank” on cable paid for by the state and again she seems to regard that having broadband/cable on expenses as fine.

Quite what do MP’s spend their wages on when we are picking up the tab even for their grumble flicks?

By: Coco

Coco — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 16:49:35 +0000

I tell you DagenhamDave ………….. we don’t know the half of it! I am wondering today if Jacqui is a Frau Sin ………. and accepting all kinds of vouchers and freebies from MPs and Lords so they can have a cosy night in. She is probably running a mini Cosa Nostra ……….. Ssssh ……….. It’s this thing we have. Select members only! ‘Scuse the pun!

By: DagenhamDave

DagenhamDave — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 16:23:05 +0000

“whilst she is holed up in her sister

By: Coco

Coco — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 15:34:40 +0000

Just trying to work out how many ‘mistakes’ have been made in recent expense forms over the past ten years. It must be worth somebody’s while trying to calculate all this. Cameron must have a lacky somewhere who could try ……….. It may give them a grace and favour job in the next round of sleazy Governmental activities

By: Anna Raccoon

Anna Raccoon — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 15:02:44 +0000

Dennis, I don’t quibble, nor blame him – but I don’t think the tax payer should be paying for his inspiration either!

By: Linda

Linda — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 15:00:57 +0000

Caught with a smoking gun if you’ll pardon the metaphor.

By: Coco

Coco — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 13:21:18 +0000

Hurry up Jacqui! Is the Ministry of Defence really safe from hackers? I am not convinced! I know the MOD likes to inform us that everything is externally operated ……….. but I need reassurance.

What if the Chinese now know where we keep our sling-shots and boiling oil? Russia could already have this information by now. As a British Subject ……… am I at risk?

By: Coco

Coco — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 13:14:05 +0000

Jacqui had better pull herself together quickly ………. I don’t want her eye off the ball for too long today. She should be looking after our Home Affairs ……….. because a cyber-spy network has hacked into nearly 1300 computers at NATO, various Ministries, Embassies, banks and news organisations! Are we safe Jacqui? Prove it!

By: Coco

Coco — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 13:03:39 +0000

Exactly Dennis ………….. However, I am sat here wondering if this was even for her Hubby’s pleasure at all. …………… Maybe it was for Jacqui’s! Or ……….. maybe it was for an orgiastic get-together for several Ministers and their wives and partners! Perhaps they do this every week – but a couple of times, somebody forgot to bring the video – so they had to pay for the film!

That would make good copy would it not? Gordie swinging away with Darling and the Millies ……….. And Mandy!

I just cannot wait to see the titles of the films! What if they were really saucy films with jack-booted Germans ………… or something sinister wherein women are shackled to the kitchen sink? Apparently, one can tell a lot about the character of people from their choice of porn. Mmmm! I bet she won’t want the titles revealing!

By: Dennis

Dennis — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 12:50:50 +0000

Doesn’t say much for Jacqui’s allure, either.

I feel sorry for the guy, being shackled to a hippo like that. If he needs the occasional spot of relief — albeit via self-service — who are we to quibble?

By: Coco

Coco — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 12:31:30 +0000

Penster ……….. Not quite made my mind up about Rudd yet. Good to see him talking to Kissinger though. Unlike Gordie ……… Rudd appears to want to take advice and learn a bit!

By: Coco

Coco — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 12:26:13 +0000

You are right Janes. Maybe Jacqui will stop to think about how all her high-profile messing around with new laws brings her own dubious family members into the public eye. Up to now she has brought her sister’s family and her husband into the limelight. Mmmm!

Just how secure she wants to make the public feel when she herself had uninvited men jumping about on her roof a while ago, makes me wonder if she is all there with her marbles. I think she should sort her own security out first! What is her current job-title and job-description? I wonder what it will be in the next Cabinet shuffle?

Poor wee Gordie. He must be so upset today, knowing we are all reading about this unsavoury matter. No wonder this Government wants more privacy laws than any Tory Government would dream of introducing. ……….. Makes you wonder just how many more skeletons are to be exhumed. Poor tax-payers. Maybe everybody can get their tax back for watching porn now. I shall write to Alas de Darling immediately!