Comments on: Grate Expectation of Smouldering Members…

By: Gloria Smudd

Gloria Smudd — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 16:53:24 +0000

:blush:

By: john ward

john ward — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 14:46:47 +0000

Bravo bravo…..G……….L…….O……….R……I…….A….Gloria!

Now that’s enough of this fulsome praise, some of us are getting jealous…..

yesterday man x

By: Rachelle

Rachelle — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:36:00 +0000

Well done, we could do with some writers of this calibre at Helium.com

By: miss mink

miss mink — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:08:51 +0000

Ooh Aah Gloria !
Brilliant.

By: binlid

binlid — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:08:50 +0000

Cheered me up no end. Excellent stuff!

By: Mark

Mark — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:52:18 +0000

A bonfire is too good for them. We should use napalm instead as it will stick to their skin and they will each die in uncontrollable agony. Can I be the one who burns the bitch Harman????

By: Gloria Smudd

Gloria Smudd — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:40:10 +0000

I’m afraid this is going to be the last topic until Ms Raccoon (who sends her regards, btw) drags herself away from Versailles and gets home again tomorrow night, so I apologise and ask for your patience and understanding until normal Raccoon service is resumed.

Meanwhile, I am battling with huge vats of lamb bhuna, sag aloo, chilli con carne, Thai green curry and trays of cheesy/bacony potato skins in readiness for tonight’s bonfire and firework do; have you seen the weather forecast????? We’re catering for about 50 and I should think about 9 will turn up in the torrential rain and howling gales. Talk about damp squib! Grrrrr…….

By: Jonathan

Jonathan — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 08:11:38 +0000

Seriously good. I will be bringing it out every November 5th. Thanks, JD.

By: hotspot shield

hotspot shield — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:36:35 +0000

Mulberry bush aside, would a monkey really chase a weasel?

By: Gloria Smudd

Gloria Smudd — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:09:15 +0000

Nadgers – it’s only a beauty spot if you think it’s more than your Molesworth.

By: bloke with nadgers

bloke with nadgers — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:57:34 +0000

Smudd, you are the gnat’s kneecaps as any fule kno and as all right stinking people will atest!

pyrotechnic? – multi-ethnic

By: Gloria Smudd

Gloria Smudd — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:33:31 +0000

Oh bugger! When you least expect it
You find a rhyme for pyrotechnic.

Grr.

By: Gloria Smudd

Gloria Smudd — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:24:12 +0000

Kapow! Boom! Pfffffffft!
(toffee-apple anyone?)

By: Blink

Blink — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:16:19 +0000

Gloria

evocative or what? wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee

By: Gloria Smudd

Gloria Smudd — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:06:41 +0000

Whizz! Bang! Pop! Kaboom! Wheeeee! Fizz! Crackle!

By: Delphius1

Delphius1 — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:00:39 +0000

Excellent! I love it.

By: Blink

Blink — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:31:09 +0000

I think this requires, no deserves, a really good red wine to help it down…….

MPs for sale, get your MPs here, get ‘em while you can, nearly sold out, MPs for sale, make beautiful firelighters, MPs for sale….

By: Sue

Sue — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:28:12 +0000

Seriously good!

By: Sabot

Sabot — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:10:57 +0000

Wow, Glo. Seriously impressive. xx

By: Cato

Cato — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:40:51 +0000

Large G&T coming your way Gloria.