A boxed and certificated mug dating to 2010 exclusively available from the Raccoon shopping centre.
Features a background of the Houses of Parliament in Asian sepia overlaid with a commemorative portrait in full colour of possibly the shortest lived shadow Home Secretary ever.
The edge rimmed with guilt, and inscribed with the dates during which the incumbent clung to his taxpayer revenue.
Guilt edged wording at the base to immortalise his renowned conversation with the fragrant Joanna.
Hand painted in Chinese vegetable dye – guaranteed to fade from memory at the earliest opportunity.
Pre-order now – expected shipment date 17/11/2010. This item will be shipped to you on the first payment of £66. 12 monthly payments of £166 will be deducted from your bank account without further explanation.
(Copy of Electoral Law included for display purposes only, believed to be the personal property of an MP – this edition glossed with margin notes of historical interest – will be offered for sale at a future date)
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I think you meant ‘possibly the shortest lived shadow immigration minister ever’.
Can I claim for one on expenses?
Wonderful
Watch this space…..
Can you do one some for me to give to members of the labour party(scottish branch)
The mug should be in memory of IAN GRAY-LEADER OF THE LABOUR GROUP IN THE SCOTTISH PARLIAMENT.
Alex salmond used mr gray to wipe the floor of the chamber every week at FMQs,mr gray should be remembered for his contribution to the floor cleaning industry.
I’d like one of John Redwood’s political demise please, depicting him with mouth open. It should be inscribed with the words of the Welsh National Anthem.
Claps , particularly like ” the edge rimmed with guilt” !
Oh NO NO NO , far to cheaply priced!, people will not buy just any cheap old tat (new tat even) there has to be a premium on it. Can I get discounts on bulk orders for Greek nights at my local taverna?
Anna and I have been playing:
http://politicsshop.spreadshirt.co.uk/.
The thinking is to make a donation to ElectionLeaflets.org from the Woolarse mugs, but we’d welcome comments on the quality if anyone actually *wants* one.
Working on Redwood with the chorus from Land of My Fathers:
“Wales! Wales! favoured land of Wales!
While sea her wall, may naught befall
To mar the old language of Wales.”
The problem there is legally bulletproof pics from the very blurred video.
Matt is dragging me back 50 years – see
Sorry link won’t stick!
http://www.annaraccoon.com/annas-personal-stuff/carnaby-street-in-the-begining
Sorry – a mug is the wrong item.
This is a more suitable item ->
Get that here:
http://www.printedtp.com/
OK. It’s just loo roll.
Matt
Is it available as a gazunder* as well? A photo of the former Sad and Old member open mouthed on the base inside would be a satisfying target.
* For those wondering, a gazunder ought not be put back under after nighttime use as the steam will rust the bed springs.
Not that I’m aware of, but stickers could be produced for a one time effect.
Stickers would also adhere to the back wall of a urinal, of course…
Thread going tabloid. Obo the Clown teeshirt…
Or not. here.