Mumbo-jumbo

by SadButMadLad on February 8, 2011

The Department of Communities and Local Govt have recently published these forgotten documents commissioned by the previous government but for some reason not released until now. It should be noted that the cost of these 16 documents was £691k. The previous government didn’t seem keen on showing how taxpayers money was being spent on these deep and meaningful documents that extend and enrich the policy making decision making process undertaken within the various sections of the DCLG.

I wonder why?

They hold an interesting combination of words in them – not necessarily in the right order it seems.

Here’s one called Behavioural change approach and the housing sector: a scoping study. It seems to come from Sheffield University’s Town Planning Dept.

From the first paragraph of the executive summary: This project explores the potential benefits from applying a behavioural economics approach to the analysis of the attitudes, perceptions and decisions of actors operating in the housing sector. The central features of this methodological approach emphasised here are that: economic agents operate under bounded rationality and sometimes use rough rules of thumb to negotiate uncertainty; the limitations of incompleteness of knowledge can be compounded by creative and imaginative capacities; individuals are socially embedded; durable rules, habits and norms are significant and shape beliefs and attitudes; and emotions are a key part of ‘rationality’. This contrasts markedly with the methodological individualism and narrow economic rationality associated with the mainstream economics approach.

Any clue?

Another one from the Collaboration, innovation and value for money: final report of the call-down project.

Our research suggests the following definition: “Innovation is the collaborative development and implementation of new ideas, knowledge, products, services or ways of working that significantly enhance previous activities, drawing on the resources and skills of a range of partners and users to create partnership-based financing, decision making and production systems to improve performance and outcomes”.

Could dictionary.reference.com do a better definition of innovation?

A study to determine whether it is possible to produce Gross Value Added data for upper tier local authorities from Cambridge Econometrics. If you’ve ever wondered how to get ahead in the cut throat world of public sector consultation then have a go at this methodology statement:

NUTS level 3 are currently the lowest geographical unit which the Office for National Statistics produce Gross Value Added figures. NUTS3 areas vary in size, in some cases equivalent to upper tier authority boundaries; in other cases equivalent to groups of upper tier authorities. The purpose of this study is to assess whether Gross Value Added can be produced for all upper tier authorities – i.e., including upper tier authorities which are part of a wider NUTS3 area. This methodology described below is an adaptation of the existing method used by the Office for National Statistics Regional Accounts, applied to a smaller geography. It provides details of the data sources, the current availability of data and the indicators used to apportion the individual components of NUTS3 Gross Value Added.

I hope this hasn’t blown your brain and you can still do some work today! :-)

H/t to Mark Brinkley

SBML

{ 14 comments }

1 Richard B February 8, 2011 at 07:36
2 Peter February 8, 2011 at 16:01

Nice one – I’ve been in those meetings.

3 Ed P February 8, 2011 at 07:38

Err, meaningless drivel written by a computer? An early but failed attempt at an AI program?
It’s no wonder NuLab spent the country into penury if they were commissioning such blatant wastefulness.

4 Anna Raccoon February 8, 2011 at 08:47

Quite, meaningless drivel, perfect description.

A good spot SadButMadLad!

5 Katabasis February 8, 2011 at 10:34

More true than you realise Ed P.

It reads just like the output of the ‘Postmodern Essay Generator’ – here give it a go!

http://www.elsewhere.org/pomo/

6 JuliaM February 8, 2011 at 07:59

Is that something that’s been run through Google Translate one too many times?

7 Alcuin February 8, 2011 at 08:42

Such projects could only have been commissioned by a government that shows disdain for their trusteeship of taxpayers’ money. They look like a forlorn and casual search for policy based evidence, an all to human failure of reason. We should not be surprised by this contemptuous culture that grew in New Labour. They never did humility. Any decent person would be mortified at losing, through bad judgement, so much of other people’s money, but no, these people are “born to rule” and have no shame.

8 lenko February 8, 2011 at 08:48

Sir Humphrey lives!

9 CW February 8, 2011 at 09:20

The sound to me like the sort of way a stupid person tries to pretend to be clever by stringing together reams of words that are longer than six letters.
Or perhaps a very clever con artist.

10 Pericles February 8, 2011 at 10:39

Well, is that not the purpose of sending ‘50 per cent.’ to university :  to teach them to string together a load of drivel that can then be used to justify their being given government jobs (or jobs in the private sector trying to cope with ever more legislation) and — to all intents and purposes — receiving benefits ?

To-day we learn that the Coalition is to ‘encourage’ colleges to require lower grades at A-level of those from ‘poorer backgrounds’.  As if standards were not already dismal.  How, one wonders, will vice-chancellors set about the implementation of this ridiculous idea ?  Shall we see the perverse situation in which parents buy a second home on a sink estate for Junior to use as a home address on application forms ?

Why, then, is all this happening ?  Here’s why :  a political class with no understanding of economics or the natural sciences cannot afford to have a more capable generation coming up behind it ;  cannot risk discovery, for example, of the frauds it has perpetrated in the name of ‘sound finance’ (baling out the banks) or ‘science’ (the anthropogenic-global-warming fraud).

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11 woodsy42 February 8, 2011 at 09:53

I believe the first bit claims that economists use rational data while the others use guesswork and imagination.
Is there a prize if we get them right?

12 SadButMadLad February 8, 2011 at 10:22

Someone else has decoded the first one to mean “This looks at the behaviour of people in houses from the point of view of economic theory which says that people behave rationally. But when they are not sure what to do they resort to rules of thumb which come from their background, the people they know, and their habits. In other words, they do not behave in the way economic theory says they are supposed to.”

As for prizes, who knows (other than the original authors and they were probably on something) if they are right to be able to give a prize!

13 procrustes February 8, 2011 at 10:42

Earning £691k? It’s so easy, anyone can do it! All you need to do is completely extend high-quality infomediaries…

14 Simon Cooke February 8, 2011 at 11:01

Is it perfectly sad that I actually understand some of this drivel? Quite why the DCLG commissioned it remains something of a mystery!

On the behavioural economics stuff I wrote a blog post:

http://theviewfromcullingworth.blogspot.com/2010/08/nudge-nudge-wink-wink-behavioural.html