David Cameron has this afternoon launched a petition to dissolve parliament and call a general election.
This may be the first and only time you venture onto the Conservative Party Web site – but whatever your politics, I urge you to click on this link and sign this petition.
We, the undersigned, believe that the best way to sort out the problems facing Britain and to restore trust in our political system is for a dissolution of Parliament and a general election so that people can pass their verdict on MPs’ behaviour at the ballot box.
Anna is the landlady of the Raccoon Arms. She lives in the Monbazillac area of South West France and still takes a keen interest in British politics.
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I have signed said petition, but now i’m thinking, who the bloody hell am i supposed to vote for, if this petition gets us an election ?
Don’t care about who to vote for in a system that is fundamentally flawed. Have to get rid of the current politicos. We have too little power to change things as it is. Martin and Brown rise to the top of the corrupt and sleaze agenda- they’ve gotta go- and GO NOW!
Doesn’t matter who you vote for as long as you exercise your right to vote.
I know it’s a hackneyed phrase but people died to allow you the right to vote.
How do we get rid of all the corrupt greedy ones from every party,
is there criteria for that kind of eventuality ?
Would staging a coup do it ? . . . ooh woo woo, i wanna stage a
coup woo woo . . . .
miss mink – the Eurovision Song Contest was on Saturday – you’re just that bit too late for a lovely lot of lyrics like that, I’m afraid.
Damn, again i’ve miss my shot at stardom !
I think you might be able to use the ‘ooh woo woo’ bit if Parliament is dissolved; how about “Ooh woo woo, we’ve got rid of yoo”?
(woo woo)
(to)
(too)
(woo too)
‘and you woo woo, will see how it feels to pay for your own replacement loo woo woo . . . ‘
(too woo) (to) (yoo) (too)
(note to self: do not hijack a serious thread lest the sharp-toothed wrath of Ms Raccoon fall upon you)
miss mink! I love it! “and you woo woo, will see how it feels to pay for your own replacement loo number two, woo woo” perhaps?
The reason for my inane (too’ing and woo’ing) waxing lyrical was my inability to actually press forefinger to left mouse button after hovering over the Conservative Party web site link.
Go on Saul, you know you want to.
Go on Saul, you hoo know how you want too hoo……
You gave up being a fence-sitter, remember?
Saul, it doesn’t mean you have to be their friend or anything,
I hope !
Remember as a kid when you tried to push two magnets together…..
Cor! How is Browneye going to deal with all this then? ……………. What was all that about Governments who make the most laws are always the most corrupt?
My only problem with Cameron is how he sleazily made his way into politics in the first place …………. And his somewhat rapid ascent through the ranks. He can never be accused of being behind the door and that’s for sure.
Browneye …………. You are dimissed. And take all your pervey Ministers with you.
Signed it. I probably won’t vote Conservatory at the general election but we need one. Now.
Paul, ,my sentiments entirely – I won’t vote conservative, but I’ll support them in their desire to see a fresh election…….
Coco, Browneye will deal with it the only way he knows how,
by ignoring it . . .
You can only see the soles of his shoes poking out the sand, at the moment.
I too (woo) have hovered ‘bove the mandatory fields in the petition submission form – and took the opportunity to whip out my kagoo & work on the ‘Woo woo, goodbye yoo’ tune…. more later…
After rigging up an apparatus Messr’s Heath Robinson and sons Ltd would have been proud of, my finger was but the thickness of a Rizla from enabling my entry into the Dead Zone. Salvation came in the guise of a ghostly Harold Wilson tapping on my screen with the stem of his pipe. The resulting Twang of rubber bands snapping brought me quickly to my senses.
…..whipping out your kagoo, steady on Glo…….
kazoo, yoo twit, yoo woo …
This is so typical of the Tories.
Now if they had put the petion on “BustyFrenchMaids.com”…….
Exactly, elections is what “BustyFrenchMaids.com” is all about.
Now you were the king of the swingers,
the political VIP.
You spent the lot,
but you just won’t stop
and thats whats bothering me.
Be a man, mancub
stroll right into town
and live on your wage
like other men
and stop monkeying around
Oh oobee do, i wanna get rid of you woo woo
i wanna stage a coup, see the back of you
you’ll see its true woo woo, someone like me can kick out
someone like you !
When’s that spel chkr coming Ms Raccoon?
Thanks for that Miss Mink! I can’t stop humming the tune now. I am frightening my cats.
miss mink! I will sing your lovely song at every opportunity I get! Village Bingo, Year 9 Parents’ Evening, 30-yard Egg-and-Spoon-Race; even when I am tempted to claw the eyes out of the thin woman in a track-suit who grabs the last 4-pack of ‘Perfec-Mom’ Totally-Great, Ain’t I?’ makeover pack out from under my wizzened clutches, I will trill in my reedy falsetto your lovely and uplifting melody… Thank goodness there are people such as you who feel a melody and work with it until it becomes a paean for today’s youth, an irresistible chant to whose beat we all march, and can feel proud singing ;
“Oh oobee do, i wanna get rid of you woo woo
i wanna stage a coup, see the back of you
you
Signed.
Mr. Cameron I will sign yours will you sign mine . Fall on your Sword Mr, Duncan.