A new poll by Spinvox has declared the Prime Minister as the UK’s most boring public speaker. 20% of those polled said that he was the person they would least like to listen to.
Drab, dingy, gloomy, faded, monotonous, as stylistic as magnolia paint, with his trousers tucked into his socks, he is ‘pale as a forpined ghost’ to quote Chaucer.
Britain deserves better.
Anna is the landlady of the Raccoon Arms. She lives in the Monbazillac area of South West France and still takes a keen interest in British politics.
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just the thoughts of listening to him – nevermind the content of whatever it is he is saying – is deathdefyingly boring if not suicide inducingly awful.
next…..
………… And his starved lips in the gloam ………….. of the ever-lasting Winter of discontent he is creating for generations to come!
Bow out Gordon. Nobody voted you into the top position that byou always craved for. Bugger off quietly ……………. or allow Mandy and Milly to unseat you.
Go now …………… whilst you still have your pants on. You have already lost your shirt.