Oh dear, Oh dearie, dearie, dear.
The Recession has hit the German brothel market.
The Berlin Pussy Club is now offering a flat rate, sleep-with-as-many-as-you-like deal for €70 euros, including unlimited food and drink.
The owners have also offered rebates for pensioners, the unemployed and those on welfare. Some have offered discounts to taxi drivers and rubbish collectors on the 15th of the month, which is close to pay day.
In case you can’t think of an excuse to be away from home – you can even take your wife along…..the mind boggles.
Reading De Spiegal is a lot more interesting than The Guardian.
Anna is the landlady of the Raccoon Arms. She lives in the Monbazillac area of South West France and still takes a keen interest in British politics.
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…The owners have also offered rebates for pensioners, the unemployed and those on welfare. Some have offered discounts to taxi drivers a…..
does this include a chips, sausage and egg lunch on a friday too?
I think it is fish on Friday, blink!
I am preparing to fly over in my Tiger Moth and get every discount going. I hope I do not meet Max Mosley in the wipping room. Toodle pip.
I think my Daddy used to fly over to Berlin lexander – that was a Lancaster though – bit quicker than a Tiger Moth……..
Woops. Already so excited. Thanks Anna. Wipping is an advanced form of whipping of course !
Bloody hell…sleep with as many as you like?
Takes me all night to do what I used to do all night!
I’m not sure if our local brothel has a special offer. I will have to see if they advertise in the paper.
Alternatively, if men are really skint here, they can go down to a certain industrial estate in Malaga and the “ladies” down there are the cheapest I believe.. they’ll do anything for 10 euros.
A most disconcerting sight to see when all you want is to buy is a sofabed from Conforama!
You negleted to to inform us if tourists get a reduction Anna…I dust off my passport in anticipation while Mrs. Yin keeps buying me smaller and smaller Calvin’s for the journey, is she trying to tell me something?
There might be a special reduction for regular Raccoonteurs, could be worth asking – Mrs Yin can go too you know……..
Though I’m not quite sure what she is supposed to do when she gets there……
Do they throw in free Viagra with the egg and chips on old codgers’ day?
Or old todgers day….
Gloria must wonder why her typing fingers are twitching.
re: “wipping room” and “Wipping is an advanced form of whipping of course !”
maybe he meant “wiping room ” – the efficient Germans etc
Suggest phoning to check the offer still applies before departing.
That article is dated mid-March
The price is surely just a ‘booking’ fee – and whatever you get up to with the women you pay them directly.
What is the address at the pussy club in Berlin?