Anna’s Personal Stuff

Party Time!

June 1, 2011
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Hello my darlings – I haven’t half missed you all! Rural France excels at things like growing lettuces, keeping families together, fostering community spirit; by heck, it struggles when asked to integrate with the modern high tech world. I have moved house over the past week, only a matter of around 100 yards, but it [...]

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Get Your Skates on Girl!

April 29, 2011
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You can’t be late today.

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“The Quick Brown Fox

April 26, 2011
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Jumps Over the Lazy Dog” – the pangram that we all knew by heart once upon a time. Those of us engaged in the process of mechanically transcribing the spoken word, that is. It was drummed into us as we sat in front of ageing – even then – Remington typewriters whose keyboards were hidden [...]

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The Gospel According to Mathew.

April 19, 2011
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Old Mathew had never married. Too shy, maybe? A spurned lover? Perhaps he was just ‘not the marrying kind’, as they used to say in a gentler, less intrusive, age. He was not unaware of modern mores – his niece had been pregnant at a young age; the school bus driver it was rumoured. The [...]

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A tale of Two Titties.

April 2, 2011
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Molière’s Monsieur Tartuffe would have been proud of the Maire of Neuville-en-Ferrain, near Lille. “Cachez ce sein que je ne saurais voir!“ A bust of ‘Marianne’ is essential in every formal office of the Mairie. It is under ‘Marianne’s’ gaze that each young couple is married. Unfortunately, the bust of Marianne that Maire Cord had [...]

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A Tale of Two Nations.

March 28, 2011
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Mr G dusted down his funeral suit on Saturday. He’s only worn it twice. Unfortunately, the second time was to attend the funeral of the friend who’d lent him the suit for the first occasion, so its gathered dust in the wardrobe ever since. He doesn’t own another suit. This time it was off to [...]

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Who are you talking to?

March 17, 2011
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One of the mysteries of blogging is ‘who are you actually addressing’? Who are the people responsible for the ‘hits’ on your site? The only way I can write is to address Gloria and Saul – they are real people, I feel comfortable talking to them. Everybody else is welcome to eavesdrop – and I’m [...]

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