A RAGING raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s penis as he tried to rape the animal.
Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with friends when he leapt on the terrified animal.
“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.
Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.
H/T Perth Now.
Anna is the landlady of the Raccoon Arms. She lives in the Monbazillac area of South West France and still takes a keen interest in British politics.
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Looks like we should be expecting a bout of Raccoon Flu to hit the English shores soon.
Ha! Ha! Is there a YouTube video?
Whooh! I was worried about you then…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KhBAkn3720
He didn’t have the foreskin to do that and i’m sure will be adequately penalised.
*speechless*
Yo, don’t mess wi’ da Raccoon denverthen!
Go Raccoon !
I hope the racoon was not hurt at all.
That Anna’s got a nasty streak in her…..pmsl.
Henry North London, you have made my day!
Iranian religious police will no doubt stone the poor raccoon to death.
Little bit of politics there.
Why bother trying to re-attach it? Having to sit down to pee for the rest of his life might take his mind off bestiality.
You’d think he would have a bit more taste. What’s wrong with a nice goat then?
Probably all booked up for the week-end………only kidding.
Snort!