March 2010

Greenwich Park Life It was decided this week that Greenwich Park would be the venue for the Equestrian events at the 2012 London Olympics, despite a concerted effort to block it. As Badminton is probably the world’s foremost equestrian event centre you may be forgiven for thinking it would have made sense to stage it [...]

Householders are being warned to look out for roving gangs of con-men, members of extremist cults, who are targeting people throughout Britain on the door-step. Jacaranda Thrumsquirt, an official with the Inspectorate of Weights and Measures, told our reporter that the nation was under attack by several organised gangs, some of them funded by wealthy [...]

Steven ‘I lied about lying, about lying, about telling the truth’ Byers has referred himself to the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards. It almost sounds honourable doesn’t it? Byers was one of the queue of Ministers ‘mentioned in Dispatches’ on Channel 4 last week in which he memorably claimed that he was a ‘cab for hire’ [...]